1. trust:

    when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

    (Source: trust, via through-sin-n-self-destruction)

     

  2. at a horror movie

    1. bf: are you scared?
    2. me: in this economy who wouldn't be
     

  3. krvsty:

    peacocks look like they speak french

    (Source: happybutts, via illumaghetti)

     
  4. completeyourpuzzle:

    LOOK AT HOW WELL THESE FUCKERS CLEAN UP
    ALEX’S HAIR
    JACK’S ENTIRE OUTFIT
    RIAN’S SHIRT
    ZACK’S TATTOOS
    I CAN’T BREATHE

    (via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     
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  7. poppinjalex:

    i just really love all time low a lot ok

    (via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     
  8. jackbarakatjunkie:

    this fucking hot fuck.

    (via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     
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  11. retroactivebakeries:

    fuckdanielmaitland:

    There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

    As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”

    (via generic-beautyqueens)

     

  12. iygrittenothing:

    ryuyosei:

    killipan-jones:

    purrim:

    purrim:

    why are blonde jokes so short?

    so men can remember them

    this took an unexpected turn

    Not if you just asked for directions.

    image

    (Source: glowcloud, via littleredridingscarf)

     

  13. beyoncebeytwice:

    can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

    (via littleredridingscarf)

     

  14. tinychatter:

    u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

    (via littleredridingscarf)

     

  15. korratic:

    "airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

    ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

    (via littleredridingscarf)