1. sunnyinwisconsin:

    colossaltitan:

    calypso53:

    one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

    how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

    it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

    (Source: deadlords, via pray-forthedead)

     

  2. Anonymous said: I sucked dick on accident

    olivers-ykes:

    how do u accidentally suck dick

     
  3. thesirenssingyoursongs:

    All Time Low - Remembering Sunday (x)

    (via carapherxelia)

     
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  5. In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

    (Source: theworldofcinema, via c0mm0n-c0urtesy)

     
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  8. panic-at-the-dildos:

    djali96:

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

    Wut?

    DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

    (via sea-dwweller-swwag)

     

  9. dlubes:

    acidicmoons:

    It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me

    image

    (via pizza)

     
  10. ofgeography:

    robin williams died today.

    here is a list of things that robin williams was:

    • funny
    • sharp
    • kind
    • clever
    • and sad.

    that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.

    but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.

    we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.

    but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.

    those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.

    sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.

    if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.

    robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquire didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t. 

    don’t.

    (via littleredridingscarf)

     

  11. tipsymaple:

    I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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  12. lovingvaldaya:

    Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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  13. my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity

    (Source: hugpanaro, via sovl-pvnx)

     

  14. "Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."
    — (via jordieham)

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  15. organmeat:

    This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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