1. strudelgit:

    vanquishedvaliant:

    bleproxursox:

    things that will instantly improve any movie:

    • dragons
    • robots
    • bickering scientists
    • lesbians

    how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

    Pacific Rim was so close.

    (via littleredridingscarf)

     

  2. dinoduckqueen:

    werewolfzero:

    How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

    asking the real questions

    (via littleredridingscarf)

     

  3. delzdesigns:

    Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

    (Source: delzdesigns, via littleredridingscarf)

     

  4. withmelancholy:

    mainlyboredom:

    hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

    titris

    (via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     

  5. "I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine."
    — Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)

    (via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     
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  7. snipssnailspuppytails:

    palewilly:

    Drown - Front Porch Step

    love this band

    I just read this to the tune of t.g.i.f.

    (Source: s--0--u--l--e--s--s, via cats-and-tits)

     
  8. gnostic-forest:

    c-hange:

    reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

    I really fucking love this.

    (Source: mostlynude, via cats-and-tits)

     
  9. r0secity:

    Jason Aalon Butler ~ Letlive.

    (Source: ave-desario, via anotherwaytoact)

     

  10. pinta-de-color-tus-problemas:

    mirame-desaparecer:

    Himno Nacional de Tumblr

    Regla #3 de Tumblr :
    SIEMPRE RE-BLOG AL HIMNO DE TUMBLR

    conchetumareXDDDDDD deeeeeentro de caaaaasa deeeeeentro de caaasa(:

    Ese centavo tiene una voz hermoossaaah asdfghjklñdskjfdlkjasklajds:’)

    (Source: katimve, via anotherwaytoact)

     
  11. All Time Low - Time Bomb

    (Source: flathairjack, via mirrorsstartowhisper)

     

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  13. florizuelan:

    miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    I was gonna scroll past but lol

    (via blood-soaked-prince)

     

  14. h0odrich:

    no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

    (via aout-89)

     

  15. girl2k13:

    isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago

    (via justcrash-falllldown)